Eating two peices of bread and butter seems normal. Eating a butter sandwich seems really abnormal.
There are breathtakingly beautiful sights on uninhabited planets all over the universe that no one will ever see.
We’ve never seen John Wick in his prime, only him after retirement
It’s crazy to think the past and future don’t actually exist. They’re only ever a memory or an idea.
Poor kids realize they are poor well before rich kids know they are rich
Not having an opinion about most things is better for your mental health than having an opinion about most things.
Flying cars are not viable due to human stupidity in operating heavy machinery, not because the technology is impossible
Calling yourself an AI artist is almost exactly the same as calling yourself a cook for heating readymade meals in a microwave
We all just decided to agree that mana in video games is blue.
Tipping culture is company panhandling
Urine in a full bladders weighs about 1.5 pounds, but you never hear anyone talk about weighing yourself before and after peeing like you do about pooping.
The instrumental of Toxic by Britney Spears is unreasonably good for its genre of song
It must be really humiliating if Taylor Swift or Adele dump you, but don't write a song about it.
All those garbage mobile game ads might be more fun if they actually showed them winning
People hate the rich but also want to be rich.