You can pretend to be asleep, but you can't pretend to be awake.
You don’t realize how much of an honor it is to be invited to a wedding until you create your own wedding guest list
It makes no sense why a toaster has a high option considering all it does is burn your bread.
You have to fake sleep before you can real sleep.
The ability to quickly unsubscribe from a subscription is a good indicator of how great a company is.
A billionaire can lose 99% of their money and still have generational wealth while some people are one unexpected emergency bill away from being homeless.
The idea of an animated skeleton is a lot less scary when you realize a skeleton only weighs about 7 pounds.
Tetris teaches you that in life, errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
Someone in your friend group will have to go to everyone’s funeral and will feel more alone at each one.
Most humans finish life without even exploring 1% of the map (earth)
Peeing in your dream is potentially the only dream that comes true
Somewhere out there, someone's complained about you on the internet
The reason people suddenly drive faster when you try to pass them is because you showed them how slow they were going.
Thanks to Bluey there's a entire generation of non Aussie kids that will be using Aussie slang.
Alcohol companies never a show a drunk person in their ads