qwertyxbutnot

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/29/2023, 11:45:48 AM

Pleasehelpmywisdomteetharegrowinginonmytopjawandmygumshurtowpleasehelp

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/29/2023, 11:41:12 AM

My phone is at ~30%!

I PLUGGED IT IN BUT IT DIDN’T DO ITS THING

I’m going to snag a Chromebook charger πŸ‘€

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/29/2023, 11:39:10 AM

It’s been printed! I’m just cleaning it up a little. :P

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/24/2023, 12:11:56 PM

YOU GUYS!!! :D

I made a Lemon Demon for my science teacher to 3D print!

He is sitting on a flash drive in my backpack <3

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/28/2023, 2:32:28 PM

I’m just writing tragic stories with AI :/

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burrito β€” 3/27/2023, 11:33:35 PM

people are always texting friends or scrolling instagram when they're on their phones in school and here i am on google maps scrolling around the north slope of alaska looking for remote villages to read the entire history of on wikipedia

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/28/2023, 11:54:38 AM

I had a dream that I found more eraser pencils in my pencil pouch

I need more eraser pencils

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/28/2023, 11:39:48 AM

Definitely not drinking the syrup :)

In my defense, the school got normal syrup, not the awful sugar free one

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/27/2023, 3:25:16 PM

Showering in the afternoon >

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eevee β€” 3/21/2023, 1:18:40 AM

we getting too political with showering in the morning or night, lets keep wasteof a safe space.

but i shower in the afternoon

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/27/2023, 3:14:45 PM

Didn’t work, very distraught <3

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/27/2023, 3:10:03 PM

Probability doesn’t make sense!!!

I’m going to go Google how to calculate probability, and see if I find a better way.

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/27/2023, 3:10:03 PM

Probability doesn’t make sense!!!

I’m going to go Google how to calculate probability, and see if I find a better way.

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/27/2023, 12:22:45 PM

And vise versa.

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/27/2023, 12:10:10 PM

I just realized I won’t be in school for pride month

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/25/2023, 5:58:29 PM

This dude got angry at someone bringing cooked carrots

I don’t blame him, but it’s the best option

BLOODHOUUUUNDS INCORPORATED

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/25/2023, 5:26:14 PM

Imagine some kid on a bike is hurtling towards you at top speed while screaming, and you’re upset about the carpet????? Huh?????

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/25/2023, 1:30:00 AM

TALLY HALL TALLY HALL TALLY HALL

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/25/2023, 12:00:28 AM

Hawaii Part II on Amazon Music when???

Damn Skippy on Spotify when?????

ONE WEIRD TIP ON EITHER WHEN??????????

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