qwertyxbutnot

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 4/11/2023, 11:44:57 AM

I love dress shirts unironically. If I could, I would make my entire closet only dress shirts and sweaters.

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 4/11/2023, 11:42:46 AM

I will only wear skirts if I look like a man >:)

Or with a tuxedo.

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silly β€” 4/10/2023, 10:46:03 PM

yes yes please

but like in a masculine way

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immark β€” 8/2/2022, 2:00:00 AM

offering a skirt

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 4/11/2023, 11:42:00 AM

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Whoopee hyperfixations

(Like Hermitcraft, but not involving real people’s Minecraft characters, so I can be weird with em. (Stanley~))

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 4/3/2023, 2:44:52 AM

We actually had a lovely thing where we ate ice cream and basically just ran around outside drawing with chalk, blowing bubbles, or playing sports. I did not die from ingesting the ice cream, somehow.

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/31/2023, 11:49:37 AM

Aw shit no

We might be having another 8th grade block party

I’m probably just going to hide in the quiet room the whole time

Wish me luck 😭

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 4/3/2023, 2:34:24 AM

How the hell did I get a movie stuck in my head

(The movie stuck in my head is Megamind)

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/31/2023, 12:31:14 PM

Proceeds to select all advanced classes

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/31/2023, 11:49:37 AM

Aw shit no

We might be having another 8th grade block party

I’m probably just going to hide in the quiet room the whole time

Wish me luck 😭

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/31/2023, 11:47:04 AM

OH MY GOD IT’S NATIONAL CRAYON DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PURPLE MOUNTAINS MAJESTY!!!!

ROBIN’S EGG BLUE!!

C R A Y O L A I L O V E Y O U S O

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/31/2023, 11:42:58 AM

Turn the Lights Off is still looping in my head, but now with the baby backup vocals that I love.

WHAT MUSIC ARE THEY PLAYING OVER THE PA

I’m absurdly out of touch with certain Gen Z stuff

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/30/2023, 3:20:39 PM

Pepsi took Neil’s advice, but they didn’t give him all their money 😰

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/30/2023, 12:43:44 PM

My school’s internet is down!

I still have internet, for some reason?

Hmm πŸ‘€

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/30/2023, 12:42:46 PM

This is so goofy

I’m going to draw a better version on my tablet

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/29/2023, 12:25:20 PM

I winned :D

I gots a bag of chippies

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/29/2023, 11:59:47 AM

WE’RE ABOUT TO DO KAHOOT!!

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qwertyxbutnot β€” 3/29/2023, 11:59:14 AM

Proceeds to start whispering halfway through saying β€œSpanish-American War”

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