pakalu_papito

pakalu_papito — 9/7/2021, 5:21:08 PM

don't u hate it when u offer help and the other person says yes

pakalu_papito — 9/7/2021, 5:20:24 PM

I have abs.............................olutely nothing

pakalu_papito — 9/7/2021, 5:19:35 PM

most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral

pakalu_papito — 9/1/2021, 9:22:45 PM

r u a software update bc not now

pakalu_papito — 9/1/2021, 9:22:11 PM

single by choice

just not my choice

pakalu_papito — 8/30/2021, 5:22:12 PM

enters ugly contest

judge: sorry, no professionals

pakalu_papito — 8/30/2021, 5:17:56 PM

Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason

pakalu_papito — 8/30/2021, 5:16:02 PM

when i die i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his taxi

pakalu_papito — 8/30/2021, 5:15:10 PM

that awkward moment between birth and death

pakalu_papito — 8/30/2021, 5:14:41 PM

if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them

pakalu_papito — 8/30/2021, 5:14:02 PM

don't worry password, im insecure too

pakalu_papito — 8/30/2021, 5:11:45 PM

I live for two reasons.

1. I was born.

2. I haven't died yet.

pakalu_papito — 8/30/2021, 5:10:36 PM

i would lose weight but i hate losing

pakalu_papito — 8/30/2021, 5:10:16 PM

why get thinner when u can get more dinner

pakalu_papito — 8/30/2021, 5:10:03 PM

if i swallow magnets will i become attractive