pakalu_papito

pakalu_papito — 10/24/2021, 8:43:32 PM

when this virus is over i still want some of u to stay away from me

pakalu_papito — 10/10/2021, 7:40:22 PM

my mom says that everyone has a beautiful side. so i guess im a circle.

pakalu_papito — 10/10/2021, 7:39:48 PM

I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.

pakalu_papito — 10/10/2021, 7:38:50 PM

I got two moods

1) sleep is for the weak

2) sleep for the week

pakalu_papito — 10/10/2021, 7:38:25 PM

why have abs when u can have kebabs

pakalu_papito — 9/27/2021, 12:53:33 AM

me: im so lonely

person: hi

me: leave me alone

pakalu_papito — 9/22/2021, 8:11:29 PM

Me: "Aw, your baby is cute. How old?"

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time?"

Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

pakalu_papito — 9/22/2021, 8:08:38 PM

"you are what you eat" i don't remember eating a huge disappointment

pakalu_papito — 9/22/2021, 8:08:01 PM

my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese

pakalu_papito — 9/22/2021, 8:07:39 PM

2019: single

2020: single

2021: single

Consistency is key guys

pakalu_papito — 9/22/2021, 8:07:02 PM

me: hey i was wondering if you want to go out sometime

crush: no

me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAMEL running across the keyboarD OMG!!!

pakalu_papito — 9/22/2021, 8:06:08 PM

can you imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up

pakalu_papito — 9/14/2021, 7:55:25 PM

people who love me:

1. nobody

2. nobody

3. nobody

4. nobody

5. my camel

pakalu_papito — 9/7/2021, 5:22:34 PM

how to have a flat stomach: remove all of ur organs

pakalu_papito — 9/7/2021, 5:22:05 PM

are you a vine because i only want to see u for 6 seconds