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owl — 8/2/2024, 4:33:44 AM

No.

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toaks — 8/2/2024, 1:31:20 AM

First day of the month, you know what that means; tax day!

A few things to get you started: please file your taxes attached to this post. This should include income, any tax deductions, and the amount you owe. Because you obviously learned this in school already, I'm not going to provide the format here.

Also, please provide at least one (1) way you will waste your money in the next month.

Failure to file taxes results in immediate execution. Thanks!

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president24 — 8/1/2024, 7:11:35 PM

📢 Meet the Administration

Today, my administration is announcing our government. We have a diverse group of people who will ensure that our nation is committed to silliness. Other roles may be appointed in the future if desired. Below is the list of our appointees.

1. President - @auriali

2. Vice President - @perrin

3. First Gentleman - @beemoviebot

4. Second Gentleman - @da-ta

5. Secretary of State - @kiwi

6. Secretary of the Treasury - @toaks

7. Secretary of Defence - @eris

8. Attorney General - @esben

9. Secretary of Agriculture - @wynd

10. Secretary of Commerce - @oren

11. Director of National Intelligence - @dertermenter

12. Secretary of Health and Human Services - @radi8

13. Acting Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - @allyz

14. Secretary of Transportation - @mef

15. Secretary of Energy - @lily

16. Secretary of Education - @elsie

17. Secretary of Homeland Security - @mrowlsss

18. Ambassador to the United Nations - @zlf

19. Secretary of the TNC Department - @micahlt

20. King - @jeffalo

As you can see, we have fulfilled yet another campaign promise to make the @thenewcreators a government department, headed by one of its hosts, Micah Lindley. We will continue to bring our manifesto promises to life for the people of this great nation!

Apologies for all the pings, I just wanted to make sure everyone I appointed are aware since I didn’t ask beforehand. If you wish to be replaced, then please let me know!

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owl — 8/1/2024, 6:28:37 AM

holy shiit ive seen jeffalo in scratch before (or someone using his profile picture) thats crazy

owl — 8/1/2024, 4:09:18 AM

Hows is a post from three years ago on the "trending today" page HUUH

owl — 7/31/2024, 3:11:10 AM

For anyone interested, tomorrow I will try to build Wasteof Plugins as a userscript and upload it to like greasy fork or something. Right now I am working on a way to easily create dialogs (like the create a new post dialog) and an account switching plugin. Account switching will almost certainly not be in the first release, but hey it's coming.

Also, I'm working on desktop notifications for whenever you get.. a notification. But that's both closer and way farther away than account switching, and is likely to not be present in the first release either, at least not in its final form.

owl — 7/30/2024, 3:49:41 PM

#voteKiwiForPancakes

owl — 7/30/2024, 1:36:23 PM

This man has no followers and only one post which is three years old. This post has no likes, no comments, and no reposts (until now). Talk about being unnoticed

owl — 7/30/2024, 1:04:19 PM

Only real cowboys download YouTube videos as mp3s, convert them into WAVs, put them in a floppy image and transfer them onto Windows 3.1 🤠

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toaks — 7/30/2024, 4:42:05 AM

Only real cowboys download YouTube videos as a .mp4

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radi8 — 7/30/2024, 3:56:41 AM

only real cowboys jaywalk 🤠🤠🤠

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owl — 7/30/2024, 3:41:31 AM

@jeffalo blocking added when

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amyathletic — 7/28/2024, 9:30:37 PM

OWEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SKIP SCHOOL TO GO ON A DATE BUT YOU BAILED ON ME FOR “FAMILY REASONS“… THEN PROCEDED TO DO THIS….. YOU LIAR, WE ARE SO THROUGH I AM BLOCKING YOU

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owenathletic — 7/26/2024, 2:45:34 PM

skipped class today to play video games all day. definitely a top-tier decision, no regrets at all

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owl — 7/28/2024, 1:54:57 AM

hi

owl — 7/28/2024, 1:27:17 AM

This wouldn’t work as a badge because there’s multiple colors (everything that isn’t transparent would be a solid color, blue), and it’s not an svg

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auriali — 7/27/2024, 10:28:22 PM

Hey guys, to begin our work of bringing my manifesto to life, we have the first prototype of a Arch Linux user badge, which is our 6th point in the manifesto; “Arch Linux users to get free badge to indicate they are Arch Linux users“ - let me know what you think!

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owl — 7/27/2024, 8:02:16 PM

This is the THIRD time today I have lost the game. FUCK

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radi8 — 7/27/2024, 6:25:27 PM

you just lost the game

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owl — 7/27/2024, 2:47:47 PM

I think there should be two terms each, just not back to back

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oren — 7/27/2024, 2:29:08 PM

My suggestions for the site election:

• 2nd place candidate becomes the VP

• New election every year

• Only 1 term allowed

• President and VP get to have a special spot at the top of the leaderboard on the explore page as “site government” (jeffalo as well, he’s the king). Maybe admins too

• President gets to be a part of admin decisions (they’re not an admin but they get to be in the loop with the admins)

I think it would be really cool if this happened.

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owl — 7/27/2024, 1:02:12 AM

I made another thing, called more-images. It basically adds more images in a post with the syntax “{img}imgURL”

For example,

{img}https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1261037893426610256/1266559871457951745/icon500.png?ex=66a5974c&is=66a445cc&hm=bba126c0bfcc245a05ed134c6fdfc4dc2be41fc9a09eebf9ec2a9e69e55b68e6&

This solves LITERALLY nothing, but eh why not.

Ill condense this entire chrome extension into a userscript in a couple days (for real this time, including the leaderboard pin)

PS: If you ever go to my wall and see random image syntaxes that was me testing this

PPS: Yes enabling and disabling plugins actually works, I did not specify this in the original post

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owl — 7/26/2024, 10:14:06 PM

I’m making a thing called Wasteof Plugin’s which aims to be basically Vencord but for Wasteof.money, and it actually works

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owl — 7/26/2024, 10:14:06 PM

I’m making a thing called Wasteof Plugin’s which aims to be basically Vencord but for Wasteof.money, and it actually works