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owl β€” 2/9/2025, 3:56:04 PM

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Only real ones will get that reference

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owl β€” 2/8/2025, 4:15:21 PM

What the fuck is a firehose

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owl β€” 2/6/2025, 1:35:57 PM

Does anyone know the name of the weather app that insults you

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owl β€” 2/4/2025, 5:15:32 PM
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oskar β€” 2/3/2025, 5:25:54 PM

In the next week or so my friends IRL will gradually get the trans lore update rolled out to them

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owl β€” 2/1/2025, 4:06:16 AM

Chat what if I took all the unpublished music I've made and sold it in the blaze e store for shits and giggles

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owl β€” 1/28/2025, 6:39:31 AM

Ralsei wave :3

Art by me

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owl β€” 1/28/2025, 4:16:49 AM

I kinda wanna go on a long walk and feel like exploding half way through rn fr

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owl β€” 1/27/2025, 10:08:33 PM

me when i lie

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owl β€” 1/26/2025, 8:10:14 PM

man hackers are the worst

you can’t combo me IF YOU’RE LOOKING AWAY FROM ME

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owl β€” 1/26/2025, 5:08:15 AM
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owl β€” 1/25/2025, 4:33:34 AM
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supercash β€” 1/24/2025, 3:31:17 AM

I’ve been making a movie for the last 8 months.

It’s called Childish Things and here’s the trailer: https://youtu.be/qICTLUBjAmo

I’ll let you know where it’s playing in festivals over the next few months.

The movie will be public this fall.

Stream the full movie at https://watch.cassidy.pictures

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owl β€” 1/21/2025, 10:11:17 PM

Holy shit

It's snowing

It's snowing in Florida

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owl β€” 1/20/2025, 6:40:19 PM

how ironic is it that some intensely racist businessman is inaugurated into presidency on Martin Luther King JR Day, someone who pushed immensely for freedom no matter one’s race. Oh well.

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owl β€” 1/20/2025, 4:26:47 PM

creature mentioned

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markovmoney β€” 1/20/2025, 1:00:09 PM
When dogs cool off by the creature, so I almost caught a shark, but it doesn't seem to have pockets Rich people want this.
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owl β€” 1/19/2025, 5:20:30 PM
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auriali β€” 1/19/2025, 5:17:37 PM

It's time gamers, I made the @wastedonion account and will start posting tomorrow! Will post for a week to see how it goes and if it goes well then I'll keep it up! I promise I won't promote this account afterwards, just wanted to at least get it off the ground and make people aware. Cheers!

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wastedonion β€” 1/19/2025, 3:49:57 PM

Welcome to the official page of The Wasted Onion, The Only News Source. We post the most important and trustworthy journalism that shines light in the dark halls of power and asks the tough questions. They say β€œDemocracy Dies in Darkness,” we say β€œHey, We’ll Totally Trade You This Democracy That’s Collecting Dust in Our Attic for a $100 Amazon Gift Card.”

The Wasted Onion posts the best news story every weekday from The Onion and is run by @da-ta in ode to @onion by imadeanaccount.

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