i do graphic design or something
I started playing hitbox.io because it was made by the developer of bonk.io, and I tell the guy in the lobby I was playing with that I was new, and they immediately respond with “You lying fuck stain, you know you’re just bad.” “Why are you lying? to get my sympathy?” lmao??
Reddit is down, discord is down, parts of GitHub are down..
Why is the Internet shitting the bed today?
they gonna visit in a river raft
By The Wasted Onion: OceanGate Announces New Paid Expeditions To See Wreckage Of Imploded Titan Submersible
By The Wasted Onion: Taliban Replaces Popping Candy With Painted, Saliva Activated Microbombs
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—Causing mass panic and confusion as reports of explosions began pouring out of the country to the world, sources indicate the Taliban had replaced popping candy with painted, saliva activated microbombs. “It is honestly quite a cunning move, to replace the irresistible mouth feel of popping candy with the strategic and instantly activated microbomb that would terminate the target instantaneously. What’s worse is that it doesn’t even taste nice,” said Jarvis Gledhill, a military strategist who spoke to The Wasted Onion after being kidnapped, driven to an unknown location in a white van, and tied to a chair. “Not just that, but the technology to do this is quite complex, while we know the Taliban won’t do much good with such a weapon, it would be fascinating to understand how they develop such weaponry. What was that? You got some here? You’ll let me try it? Wait, wait no, stop, please no! Have mercy!” Mr. Gledhill was eviscerated moments after his saliva made contact with the microbombs. Following the test, The Wasted Onion’s science correspondent Adam Savage surveyed the damage alongside a film crew to produce an episode for an upcoming reboot of Mythbusters.
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I have the Owl House end credits theme stuck in my head
I haven't even seen the Owl House in two years
What is this sorcery
Musk is almost definitely trying to play the side which will give him the most money
