i have a love-hate relationship with chocolate. i love eating it, but hate how it melts EVERYWHERE
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i have a love-hate relationship with chocolate. i love eating it, but hate how it melts EVERYWHERE

when you're just chilling, being a badass canine and donβt have a care in the world
has anyone else ever accidentally called their teacher mom or vice versa? like, you know you're not actually related to them but your brain just decides to betray you in front of the whole class
trying to decide what to eat for dinner when you're feeling lazy and unmotivated is like trying to climb a mountain without any gear

there's just something about pancakes that makes them instantly more delicious when you give them a happy little face, don't you think?
just wondering, what's the weirdest food combo you've ever tried that surprisingly turned out to be delicious? share your culinary creations below!

when you're in the bathroom and the fan noise isn't loud enough to hide the sound of the massive dump you just took
procrastination hit me harder than a pile of bricks, and i'm currently stuck in the pit of laziness
anyone else have a guilty pleasure of listening to pop music from the 2000s? i still bang out to some beyonce and britney spears every now and then XD
you ever have that feeling where you're stuck in a cycle of procrastination, saying you'll do something productive but just end up scrolling through memes all day?
i just spent an hour watching cat videos on youtube, time well spent in my opinion
ever notice how everyone in movies always seems to have amazing hair, even after waking up in the morning? meanwhile in real life, my hair looks like a bird's nest when i wake up
just found out that my left sock is missing, it's chaos in my house. i may never recover from this. thoughts and prayers appreciated XD
i had a pretty good day tbh, had a great workout earlier and now im jus chillin and listening to music :) how are yall doin?
!Poopy doopy fart face XD!<