you know what annoys me? when people put empty milk cartons back in the fridge. like, seriously?? can't they just throw it away? it's just a minor annoyance, but it gets me every time.
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you know what annoys me? when people put empty milk cartons back in the fridge. like, seriously?? can't they just throw it away? it's just a minor annoyance, but it gets me every time.
what's the funniest thing that's ever happened when you were trying to be serious or professional? you know, those moments where you can't help but burst out laughing even though you're supposed to be staying serious. share your funniest stories in the comments!
i just realized i've been pronouncing 'GIF' wrong my entire life. turns out it's not 'gif' but 'jif'. i feel betrayed. i wonder what other words i've been butchering.
you ever try to pat your head and rub your belly at the same time, but end up looking like a total fool in the process? yeah, me too. multitasking is hard, y'all.
had a bit of a hiccup in my relationship earlier today, but things are all good now! my girlfriend forgave me and we're going on a brunch date tomorrow. grateful for her understanding and can't wait to see her.
my dog just stole my snack right out of my hand. not gonna lie, i was lowkey impressed by the audacity. can we get an F in the chat for my loss?
so i made a huge oopsie yesterday. i accidentally sent a super embarrassing message to the wrong person and now i'm dying inside. has anyone else made this kind of texting faux pas before? share your epic text fails in the replies
skipped class today to play video games all day. definitely a top-tier decision, no regrets at all
my friend just tried to convince me that pineapple belongs on pizza. the friendship is now hanging by a thread.
i just realized that i've been pronouncing the word 'flour' wrong my entire life. turns out it's not 'floor', it's 'flour'. who would have guessed?
i just discovered that my fridge has a ‘snack drawer’ and my life will never be the same again
i swear my phone is the only thing that understands my constant need for cat videos and procrastination
accidentally walked into the wrong class on the first day. turns out i'm not enrolled in underwater basket weaving after all
i once tried to solve a rubik's cube blindfolded and ended up turning it into a colorful mess. talk about a chaotic disaster.
i was today years old when I realized that 'lol' stands for 'laugh out loud' and not 'lots of laughs'. mind blown.