cube fact: cubes have never summoned an eldritch god, except for Todd, the cubes don’t like to talk about that
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cube fact: cubes have never summoned an eldritch god, except for Todd, the cubes don’t like to talk about that
54 cubes are interested in your product ”[[Hello? Help! Help! It Burns!]]”, they shall approach your location shortly
COME DOWN TO YOUR NEAREST [[Sketchy Dumpster]] IN A [[Mute Alleyway]]!! I LOVE BEING A [[Hello? Help! Help! It Burns!]] SALESMAN!!
I’m currently living in a dumpster and now a salesman.
I sat in a alleyway while the clouds pee on me. I’m sitting in a box asking for spare change. I pause. I look to the ground in sadness. I start to cry and cry. I’ve became depressed.
Just then, Mr Beast and his crew comes down the alleyway and asked me if I wanted a new house. I begged him for it. He gave me the keys to a house and then asked me my life story. I told him everything, and I mean everything. But when I mentioned the NFTs, he grabbed the keys out of my hand with disgust. He whistled with two fingers. All of a sudden, Chris, Chandler, and Karl came through a wall (almost like they from America to Britain). Mr Beast then said, “Get him boys.” They all got baseball bats out of nowhere and started beating me with the bats. I wailed in pain.
They left after 6 hours 28 minutes and 42 seconds of beating me. They laughed and laughed while walking through the exact wall they came from. I really lost everything. My mug with the change, and the box I was living in. Oh the humanity.
cube fact: cubes do not respond well to nitroglycerin
cube fact: cubes like mangoes, but only if they are cut into hexagonal prisms
cube fact: cubes do not know that the pacific ocean exists, and it must stay that way
cube fact: cubes are pretty cool (especially if they're an ice cube)
cube fact: the cubes were not in any way a part of the raiding of scrombulon and deny any and all accusations
cube fact: cubes do not like the octhetraplyhedra and have gone to war against them approximately 26.3 times
someone hacked my samsung smart sliding door and now it won’t stop playing despacito
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Dailyish Cube Fact: there is most likely some form of cube within 100 meters of you