I sat in a alleyway while the clouds pee on me. I’m sitting in a box asking for spare change. I pause. I look to the ground in sadness. I start to cry and cry. I’ve became depressed.
Just then, Mr Beast and his crew comes down the alleyway and asked me if I wanted a new house. I begged him for it. He gave me the keys to a house and then asked me my life story. I told him everything, and I mean everything. But when I mentioned the NFTs, he grabbed the keys out of my hand with disgust. He whistled with two fingers. All of a sudden, Chris, Chandler, and Karl came through a wall (almost like they from America to Britain). Mr Beast then said, “Get him boys.” They all got baseball bats out of nowhere and started beating me with the bats. I wailed in pain.
They left after 6 hours 28 minutes and 42 seconds of beating me. They laughed and laughed while walking through the exact wall they came from. I really lost everything. My mug with the change, and the box I was living in. Oh the humanity.
I spent my entire house on NFTs. I got hacked and now lost everything. All my monkey NFTs, my… cat NFTs..! I lost everything...
This is pretty funny, but small story gap… Chandler actually buys NFTs. Gross, but true.
At least, I think it's Chandler. It might be Chris.
It was chandler’s brother, Mr Beast also beats Chandler daily for buying NFTs. The Chandler we see in the videos are Chandler’s twin. The mo you know.
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