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you know, that one from Google Champion Island Games? (IRL @/oren's sister, christian homeschooler, Gen Zalpha, Head of the Department of Transportation) Per aspera ad astra
you know, that one from Google Champion Island Games? (IRL @/oren's sister, christian homeschooler, Gen Zalpha, Head of the Department of Transportation) Per aspera ad astra
so my friend’s brother got like a concussion and possibly a brain bleed today which is really bad and I feel really bad for him but um the way my friend told us was…. yeah…
@earthdevs can you fix the bug where the dogs always bark at you but when you go home and get them dog treats and come back they aren’t in their yard anymore
I watched this movie once about these smart gals who went on to work at NASA as mathematicians. it showed one scene where one girl was counting how many steps it took to get to school, and counted everything or whatever
is that so weird? doesnt everyone do that? there were 153 dragons I could see in the Chinese place yesterday
literally the only time I text either one of my brothers it’s about either food or our dog
I keep seeing guys with dark sunglasses today
one of them saw me looking at him and just nodded. very mysteriously I tell you
help
I like how jeffalo doesn't realize that all his followers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me repost this on my other accounts
one of my friends was at someone’s house in their backyard for a barbecue thing and they had chickens in their yard and he accidentally dropped his fried chicken and a bunch of the live chickens came over and ate it
my dog has this takeout box in the fridge entitled “Arwen’s ossuary of delights”
I like being a normal person doing normal friend things for once
it’s crazy how much my humor has been influenced by Kevin McCallister, Mark Watney, and Ryan Trahan
can someone please tell me why I keep finding new ways to talk to random faceless strangers
nice to see that wasteofers are putting a lot of work into their posts
