kiwi beta
male, teenager
male, teenager
Waffles as they are produced now shall remain free for all - however, the optional KiwiLate2025-approved-waffles shall be a paid item. I can assure wasteof that it will cost less than your standard Eggo waffle, come with a secret ingredient, taste better, and proceeds from ingredient sales will go towards funding our think tank that devises more ways to waste money.
Wait so waffles cost money now???
No, we’re merely providing different ways to waste money - ways that involve making waffles (requires ingredients which cost money), leaking exclusive gameplay videos (requires an internet connection which costs money), and et cetera.
by saying “Vote Kiwilate 2025. Vote different. Waste different.” aren’t you implying that by voting for Kiwilate 2025 you’re wasting your vote?
No, we’re merely providing different ways to waste money - ways that involve making waffles (requires ingredients which cost money), leaking exclusive gameplay videos (requires an internet connection which costs money), and et cetera.
by saying “Vote Kiwilate 2025. Vote different. Waste different.” aren’t you implying that by voting for Kiwilate 2025 you’re wasting your vote?
i don’t condone voting with alts, but i do condone voting for #kiwilate2025!
a vote for me and late is a vote for squashing cryptocurrency shilling, petitioning to have the heart icon with a waffle icon, and adding this historical artifact of a video to the library of congress for preservation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFwXbp9bLlY
election results so far
the race has not yet been called by the ap
edit: this post is now outdated please find the new one
vote for me and i’ll petition to ban shilling cryptocurrencies on wasteof
well yeah, except one is a high-budget spectacle of visuals and sound with incredible lore implications and character development that fans the world over have been eagerly waiting for, and the other one’s just captain america
ever noticed how the plot of captain america and the winter soldier is basically the same as the plot of completing the mission
the powers that be asked me to not thank someone every single time they vote so i’m going to just make a universal thank you that applies to anyone who may vote for me in the past, present, or future:
thanks!
#kiwiLate2025
