A horse walks into a bar.
"Hey", the Bartender says.
"Sure", the horse replies.
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!
Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!
I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double." Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!
A horse walks into a bar.
"Hey", the Bartender says.
"Sure", the horse replies. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!
Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!
I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!
Have a great weekend!
I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double." Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!
Also new emoji alert! Does wasteof support them? 🫥🫠🫣🫵🫶🫰
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!