Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Two C strings walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get ya?"
The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic."
The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@"
The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.
The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000,
Violets are #0000ff,
I use hex codes,
But I'd use RGB for you.
Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
Can we get to 20 followers guys 🤣
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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Happy April fools @jeffalo you gotta have done something good to the site
I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.