If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
Have a great weekend!
I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
Documentation is like sex:
When it's good, it's very good.
When it's bad, it's better than nothing...
Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump?
I would tell you....
But I don't compare apples to oranges.
I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Eight bytes walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"
"Yeah," reply the bytes.
"Make us a double."
Your momma is so fat, you need to switch to NTFS to store a picture of her.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.