I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
Two reasons I don't give money to homeless people.
1) They are going to spend it all on drugs and alcohol
2) I am going to spend it all on drugs and alcohol.
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
To make one raindrop of water, it takes approximately a million cloud droplets
In the United States, ice cream is sold the most on a Sunday
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.
Being a self-taught developer is almost the same as being a cut neck chicken because you have no sense of direction in the beginning.
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float".
The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
Never date a baker. They're too kneady.