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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float".
The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float".
The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
Two C strings walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "What can I get ya?"
The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic."
The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@"
The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.
A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables.
It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
I have these weird muscle spasms in my gluteus maximus.
I figured out from my doctor that everything was alright:
He said "Weird flex, butt okay."
Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.