Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
"Can I tell you a TCP joke?"
"Please tell me a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
[very long pause]
"Java."
A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables.
It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.
I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start.
The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter".
The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery".
The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline".
The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.