Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock knock.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
[very long pause]
"Java."
Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000,
Violets are #0000ff,
I use hex codes,
But I'd use RGB for you.
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
- Try it out in Internet Explorer
- Did it work?
- No?
- It's HTML5.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Hey Girl,
Roses are #ff0000,
Violets are #0000ff,
I use hex codes,
But I'd use RGB for you.
"We messed up the keming again guys."
Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start.
The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter".
The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery".
The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline".
The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.