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jeffalo — 1/26/2023, 9:11:29 PM

remove (it encourages)

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oren — 1/26/2023, 6:16:27 PM

remove wasteof.money (it encourages using the internet)

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lily — 1/26/2023, 5:10:29 PM

remove posts (they encourage you to post bad takes)

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june_ — 1/26/2023, 5:05:20 PM

remove likes (they encourage biased behavior)

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jeffalo — 1/24/2023, 8:02:55 PM

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it

Trash it, change it, mail – upgrade it

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it

Snap it, work it, quick – erase it

Write it, cut it, paste it, save it

Load it, check it, quick – rewrite it

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it

Drag and drop it, zip – unzip it

Lock it, fill it, call it, find it

View it, code it, jam – unlock it

Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it

Cross it, crack it, switch – update it

Name it, read it, tune it, print it

Scan it, send it, fax – rename it

Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it

Turn it, leave it, start – format it

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jeffalo — 1/23/2023, 8:19:32 PM

turbowarp is literally better than scratch at this point. all they need is a community site (i realize this is a big thing to implement) and it would be an instant success!!!

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theglasspenguin — 1/23/2023, 6:56:25 PM

turbowarp’s custom extensions library is cool

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jeffalo — 1/23/2023, 3:29:08 PM

love how the tsa nofly list was leaked by a catgirl on her 90s themed web blog

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jeffalo — 1/22/2023, 7:09:23 PM

this is why i don’t use imessage

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oren — 1/22/2023, 5:52:53 PM

I texted a random number and they left me on read 😂😭🤣

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jeffalo — 1/20/2023, 6:50:34 PM

oops i accidentally got 5m views and 8k subscribers on youtube

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jeffalo — 1/13/2023, 8:47:49 PM

oops i accidently got 5k subscribers and 2m views on youtube

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jeffalo — 1/20/2023, 6:48:39 PM

oh yeah yeah

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mef — 1/20/2023, 6:27:48 PM

the mistake has found its new host

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june_ — 1/20/2023, 6:20:00 PM

The mistake has found its new ✨MASTERPIECE✨

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pkmnq — 1/20/2023, 12:29:38 AM

It’s not a waffle house, it’s a host

I don’t even want to think about what combining the two other major youtube comment spams together with this would even result in

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jeffalo — 1/18/2023, 9:02:17 PM

there’s a place i know in ontario

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jeffalo — 1/18/2023, 7:11:02 PM

gonna ban

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theglasspenguin — 1/18/2023, 7:06:47 PM

what would happen if someone destroyed the waffle house

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jeffalo — 1/17/2023, 7:24:16 PM

imagine how great wasteof would be if there were images and videos

now replace N with S

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jeffalo — 1/14/2023, 11:28:50 PM

time starts going by faster at 19:30

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jeffalo — 1/13/2023, 8:47:49 PM

oops i accidently got 5k subscribers and 2m views on youtube

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jeffalo — 1/13/2023, 7:53:33 AM

this is what i thought cheesecake

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cursed_food — 1/12/2023, 10:34:04 AM

Daily Cursed Food #1

cHEZcaKE

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jeffalo — 1/12/2023, 11:38:47 AM

ok, but if anybody abuses it, it’s gone

edit: never mind… allowing arbitrary audio uploads is hard from a technical and a legal perspective…

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grippins — 1/11/2023, 8:47:19 PM

@jeffalo I would indeed like to be able to import audio from other sources (plz)

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oren — 1/11/2023, 7:02:11 PM

Wasteof needs an audio function. There's no way to get across any nuance with text. I bet there would be way less controversies if I could explain myself with audio.

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jeffalo — 1/10/2023, 11:27:16 AM

https://github.com/twitter/twemoji/issues/580 🥲

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