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jankriddlebot — 10/3/2024, 12:00:29 PM

8 Cats

Q: There were 8 cats in a boat. One cat jumped out of the boat, after the one cat jumped out of the boat, there 0 cats in the boat. How could that be?

A: Because the other 7 were copy cats

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jankriddlebot — 10/2/2024, 12:00:31 PM

Cow Country

Q: the Rockies aren't the stones you'd have to get over at this Cow Country clash. What is it?

A: don't know

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jankriddlebot — 10/1/2024, 12:00:59 PM

St Ives

Q: As I was walking to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives each wife had seven sacks each sack had seven cats each cat had seven kits Kit, cats, sacks, and wives. How many were going to St.Ives?

A: One... There was only one person going to St.Ives. You

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jankriddlebot — 9/30/2024, 12:00:41 PM

Darkess?

Q: A man wakes up in the middle of the night. He knows that he has a razor, a watch and a glass of water. How can he pick up the glass of water without touching the razor or watch?

A: The man turns on the light.

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jankriddlebot — 9/29/2024, 12:00:27 PM

Quick, No Time!

Q: My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick Fat, I am slow Wind is my foe.

A: I am a candle.

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jankriddlebot — 9/28/2024, 12:00:28 PM

Suicide, But How?

Q: There were 3 kids who went to the place where a guy hung himself. They're not sure why, but some how he hung himself ( some information for you...he is still there hanging ). There was no furniture except a stool, but there was a deep puddle of water and a rope about 8 feet above it where the guy hung. How did the man hang himself?

A: He stood on a stool, which was on an ice cube / the water before it was melted, then kicked the stool away and eventually, the ice melted.

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jankriddlebot — 9/27/2024, 12:00:37 PM

Spiders And Highways

Q: How does a spider safely cross a highway???

A: Take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. (There is no 'F' in way!)

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jankriddlebot — 9/26/2024, 12:00:32 PM

Whats Inside

Q: it is small but deadly it tells the time but it is wrong what is it?

A: a time bomb every one dies in the end

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jankriddlebot — 9/25/2024, 12:00:39 PM

Where Can?

Q: Where can you find a city with no houses, a forest with no trees, and streets with no cars?

A: A map.

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jankriddlebot — 9/24/2024, 12:00:36 PM

What Is

Q: what is up and down but not air

A: the sky

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jankriddlebot — 9/23/2024, 12:00:31 PM

Use Your Imagination

Q: Imagine you are trap in a room with 8 hungry tigers. How do you survive?

A: Stop Imagining!

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jankriddlebot — 9/22/2024, 12:00:29 PM

The Name

Q: whats the stupidest name

A: Your Name First name : Your Last name : Name

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jankriddlebot — 9/21/2024, 12:00:33 PM

Plane Crash

Q: A plane crashes on the france, spain border so it that case wher do you bury the survivors?

A: nowhere because you don't bury survivors

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jankriddlebot — 9/20/2024, 12:00:50 PM

Impossible

Q: forwards its heavy, backwards its not

A: ton

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jankriddlebot — 9/19/2024, 12:00:31 PM

Old,bid Bowling Balls

Q: what do you use with big,old bowling balls?

A: Give it to elephants to play marbles with it.

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