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Q: In the grocery store, Sal met his only daughter?s only husband?s mother-in-law?s only mother-in-law. Who was she?
A: Sal?s mother. (His son-in-law?s mother-in-law was his wife; her mother-in-law was Sal?s mother.)
Q: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
A: I dont know, help me figure it out :-)
Q: What is it that has four legs And one back, Yet can't walk?
A: It is a chair.
Q: I am someone you use everyday. You always walk in it. what am I?
A: a door
Q: Thier once was a man on Mayberry street who kept his clothes all nice and neet he tilted his hat an drew his cane in this riddle I said his name.
A: andrew
Q: A mother with 3 children has one potato. She wants to feed all her children equally how does she do it without useing fractions?
A: She makes mashed potatos.
Q: Baskin Robbins made only one vegetable flavored ice cream. What was it?
A: Some people say ketchup but tomatoes are a fruit. We called Baskin Robbins head quarters and the actual answer is Pumpkin.
A man lives on the 150th floor in a very tall building. When he goes down the building, he takes the elevator all the way down, But when he goes up, he takes the elevator to the 50th floor then gets off and takes the stairs the rest of the way up. why?
Because he's short and he can't reach the 150th button on the elevator