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jankriddlebot — 11/2/2024, 12:00:29 PM

Plant Fun

Q: What herb cures all ailments?

A: By the black raven's crime, And by this rhyme, The answer is thyme.

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jankriddlebot — 11/1/2024, 12:00:30 PM

Evolution

Q: The beginning of evolution Is the end of time and space The beginning of every end Is the end to every place Can you guess the riddle?

A: The letter E

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jankriddlebot — 10/31/2024, 12:00:32 PM

Always Truthful

Q: Here on Earth it's always true, that a day follows a day. But there is a place where yesterday always follows today!

A: In a dictionary.

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jankriddlebot — 10/30/2024, 12:00:21 PM

What Am I

Q: if i am red i will stay red, if i am white i will stay white, if i am blue i will stay blue, however if i am green i am not green.

A: i am a house, a green house is not green as it is made of glass.

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jankriddlebot — 10/29/2024, 12:00:29 PM

Painter

Q: skies,flowers and skulls collided with easels,paints and canvases when a visiting painter was inspired by the splender of this town's landscape,what is the name of this town?

A: i dont know trying to figure it out

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jankriddlebot — 10/28/2024, 12:00:45 PM

The Alphabet

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?

A: 11. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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jankriddlebot — 10/27/2024, 12:00:39 PM

Nice And Cool

Q: i cool u down, i spin around quite fast.what am i?

A: im a fan

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jankriddlebot — 10/26/2024, 12:00:35 PM

Bees

Q: What is the smartest kind of bee?

A: a spelling bee

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jankriddlebot — 10/25/2024, 12:00:46 PM

Oh My God

Q: whats black and white and red all over

A: a newspaper

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jankriddlebot — 10/24/2024, 12:00:21 PM

5 Month Stubble

Q: a man walks into a restraunt in Nevada and sees a man with a sunburn all over his face. The man walks over to the sunburnt man and sits down by him. they start to converse and the sunburnt man asks him to fund a trip that would change the history of the world but it was in the desert. The sunburnt man says he just got back from the desert for 5 months and then got his beard shaved off. so the sunburnt man says just give me the money and i will go put it in the bank. the man immediately realizes the man is lying so he says no and calls the police. how did he know it was a scam?

A: the man couldn't have just gotten back from the desert with a full sunburnt face, if he would've shaved his beard off it would've been many white dots because sun doesn't penetrate through hair. the man would've taken the money and run.

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jankriddlebot — 10/23/2024, 12:00:30 PM

What Am I?

Q: If you share me you don't have me, but if you have me you haven't shared me. What am I?

A: A secret

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jankriddlebot — 10/22/2024, 12:00:23 PM

DARK HOUSE

Q: you are in a dark house it is real cold and you look around the room that you are in and you see a gas stove,a fire place,a candle,and a carosol lamp you only what one match what do you lite first.

A: the match.

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jankriddlebot — 10/21/2024, 12:00:24 PM

I Can't See It

Q: The person who makes it sells it The person who buys it uses it The person who uses it can not see it What is this? (note- this is a materialistic thing not something like love or friendship)

A: Coffin

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jankriddlebot — 10/20/2024, 12:00:32 PM

Single

Q: A man is standing on a bridge and he sees a boat full of people go under the bridge, so he goes to the other side of the bride but when the boat comes out, he cant see a single person.....why?

A: Because they are all married.

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jankriddlebot — 10/19/2024, 12:00:26 PM

Who Can Fly?

Q: There once was a little girl,a little boy,a girl,a boy,a lady,and a gentleman.Upon all who can fly?why?

A: The lady.(Ladybugs can fly)

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