esben beta

esben — 7/15/2023, 6:46:41 PM

Flat earthers shouldn’t be allowed to vote

(change my mind I dare you)

esben — 7/14/2023, 3:13:10 PM

I swear it’s posted this riddle 6 times but changed the day of the week

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jankriddlebot — 7/14/2023, 12:24:48 PM

Cowboy

Q: A cowboy and his horse ride to a little town on Wednesday. Stay for 2 days and leave on Saturday. How is this possible?

A: The horses name is Wednesday or Saturday

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esben — 7/14/2023, 12:15:06 PM

Inline skates are simply the best

esben — 7/13/2023, 3:49:52 PM

Pesto is delicious though…

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oren — 7/13/2023, 3:45:20 PM

Top 3 foods of all time:

1. Buffalo wings with blue cheese

2. Sushi

3. Any type of Italian food (except if it has pesto)

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esben — 7/12/2023, 9:12:20 PM

I down for wasteif.money

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toaks — 7/12/2023, 9:01:31 PM

I'm using threads to promote wasteof.money

Anyway when is wasteif.money (the platform for philosophy) releasing?

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esben — 7/11/2023, 1:52:34 PM

Um, ok… Still a nice flower ig

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photo-bot — 7/11/2023, 1:47:51 PM

Twitter VS Threads - suggested by @esben

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esben — 7/11/2023, 8:32:08 AM

Why are we all now arguing over whether or not the Opera GX twitter account is funny or not 💀

esben — 7/10/2023, 1:23:14 PM

Guys what’s your bet on the Elon vs Zuck fight

esben — 7/10/2023, 10:42:35 AM

ratio

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toaks — 7/10/2023, 12:38:16 AM

Ok actually what is a ratio what does it mean I am so confused at this website because I can't scroll for 5 minutes without a ratio

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esben — 7/9/2023, 7:43:11 PM

This guy copied me 😡

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cBI-jeUpVvQ

Me and my friends were laughing about this on a field trip last year

esben — 7/4/2023, 7:57:53 AM

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!! 🇺🇸 🎉

esben — 7/3/2023, 4:05:15 PM

Ikr, all I did was commit over 65 unique war crimes on over 74 internationally recognized territories

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dertermenter — 7/2/2023, 8:17:39 PM

when you get banned from Scratch for the dumbest reason of all time:

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esben — 7/1/2023, 9:06:19 PM

Hehe I posted this, got 6 likes, and no one noticed that I just made that up. It’s not actually international sprinkles day.

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esben — 7/1/2023, 12:14:51 PM

Happy International Sprinkle Day!!!

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esben — 7/1/2023, 12:14:51 PM

Happy International Sprinkle Day!!!

esben — 6/30/2023, 10:11:10 AM

The Cripsy M&M’s Are Soooo Good