esben beta

esben — 1/18/2024, 1:22:29 PM

Looks good, would use it to make jeffatoast

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radi8 — 1/18/2024, 1:20:59 PM

i baked some jeffaloaf

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esben — 1/16/2024, 8:06:53 PM

THERE’S A HORSE IN AISLE FIVE

esben — 1/15/2024, 9:11:07 PM

I ate fried rice earlier…..

MY HOUSE IS FULL OF TRAPS

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oren — 1/15/2024, 8:06:04 PM

Y’all what if we did this

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esben — 1/15/2024, 6:13:38 PM

Based, it’s what I use as my default. Edge uses less RAM than chrome, and is lightweight

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dertermenter — 1/15/2024, 5:42:22 PM

Hot take: Microsoft edge as a browser with google as the search engine is the best setup.

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esben — 1/14/2024, 6:28:08 PM

A bagel, an egg, and a sausage walk into a bar

The bagel says, “Me and my friends will each have a beer”

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”

esben — 1/13/2024, 4:45:43 PM

Rest in Peace Lynja ❤️

esben — 1/8/2024, 4:00:33 PM

Same here!!

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pufferfish101007 — 1/8/2024, 3:52:56 PM

snow!!

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esben — 1/7/2024, 6:46:11 PM

Do you guys ever find that you can’t type or play games very well if your hands are super cold?

esben — 1/7/2024, 1:06:13 PM

💀

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jankriddlebot — 1/7/2024, 1:02:06 PM

?

Q: What short, skinny, and never been used ?

A: yo dick

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esben — 1/5/2024, 5:21:17 PM

Fast Food ranked

Thanks @oren for the idea

• S: Chick-Fil-A, McDonalds, Five guys, Papa Johns

• A: In-N-Out, Chipotle, Popeyes, Subway, Raising Caines, Bojangles

• B: KFC, Dairy Queen, Wendy’s, Waffle house

• C: Taco Bell, Triangle Waffle

• D: Burger King

• E: Arby’s, Triangle Waffle

esben — 12/25/2023, 8:53:32 AM

Merry Christmas

esben — 12/18/2023, 3:08:11 PM

I’ve been reading the LOTR. And oh boy is it good. I have put off reading it for soooo long. If you have ever wanted to read it, or started but never finished it. I HIGHLY recommend reading it. I just finished the two towers (The second book in the series) and it’s super exciting. (pls no spoilers I just fininshed book 2)

Edit, I finished now so don’t worry about spoiling it

esben — 12/12/2023, 5:51:40 PM

Hi guys!!!! So uhh. I saw this like, thing, and uh, it was uh, it one one of those like, uhhh. Yeah……

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lily — 12/12/2023, 4:20:25 PM

^ this creature is bad at public speaking

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esben — 12/12/2023, 2:05:23 PM

smh bringing back raw bees

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radi8 — 12/12/2023, 1:11:42 PM

tasteof.honey

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esben — 12/10/2023, 9:55:36 PM

High fructose corn syrup is freaking delicious