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esben — 11/15/2024, 11:02:49 AM

My teacher put this joke in her course and it’s too funny not to share

Question:  What do you call a carousel with no brakes?

Answer:  A merry-go-round-round-round-round-round…

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esben — 11/13/2024, 7:47:26 PM

I’ve updated my stance on soda. Pepsi > Coke

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esben — 11/12/2024, 8:12:37 PM

So Australia is trying to ban social media for kids under 16, which iirc includes twitter, instagram, facebook, ect. But you can go down quite a deep rabbit hole on what is “social media”. Reddit? Scratch? Or even wasteof.money? 👀

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esben — 11/10/2024, 9:13:16 AM

I want all of my audiobooks to be narrated by RFK

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esben — 11/9/2024, 2:32:49 PM
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esben — 11/6/2024, 8:20:41 AM
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esben — 11/4/2024, 10:02:48 PM

If there is gonna be a Scratch 4.0, I’m hyped

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esben — 11/2/2024, 8:32:51 PM

Definitely not addicted to rocket league

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esben — 11/1/2024, 11:40:34 AM

Funny how this was the only game they won… The curse is real

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esben — 10/26/2024, 10:03:41 AM

My final prediction could still fall in place. Not looking the amazing, but the Yankees did put up a great fight and almost won in the 9th.

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esben — 10/8/2024, 5:31:06 PM

My official post season predictions

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esben — 10/18/2024, 2:10:08 PM

Chat he dropped the album

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esben — 10/16/2024, 6:47:40 PM

Does anyone remember BATTLE BOUND the scratch game?

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esben — 10/15/2024, 4:20:02 PM

Free this guy

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socialism — 10/15/2024, 3:02:55 PM

https://chuffed.org/campaign/free-donziger/bb

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esben — 10/12/2024, 9:39:27 PM

Fun fact: The ENTIRE Wikipedia is only about 100GB

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esben — 10/11/2024, 9:17:30 PM

Proud to endorse Jesus Christ as president

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