cucumber

cucumber — 7/3/2023, 1:54:40 AM

cringe, take the hedonism-pill

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oren — 7/1/2023, 7:20:27 PM

Things people like way too much:

• Sugar and carbs

• Money

• Sex (also porn)

• Sleep

• Celebrities

• Watching sports

What else?

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cucumber — 6/27/2023, 4:41:40 AM

They made Pantone 448 C into a shoe

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oren — 6/26/2023, 9:24:40 PM

I finally replaced these bois almost a year later, for some reason I got a very similar pair:

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oren — 8/27/2022, 11:09:25 PM

I bought some Air Force 1s!

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cucumber — 6/24/2023, 2:48:59 PM

A KGB agent and a hot dog seller walk into a bar…

cucumber — 6/19/2023, 10:55:39 PM

Feral Hog - Seven and a half minutes of squealing

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portalpower — 6/19/2023, 10:40:45 PM

Gotye - Somebody that I used to know

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jeffalo — 6/19/2023, 10:22:39 PM

ellie goulding - lights

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jeff — 6/19/2023, 5:28:01 PM

Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven

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cucumber — 6/12/2023, 4:53:52 AM

It’s just like my grandpa always used to say, “if it’s black, that shit is wack”. It also applies to coffee.

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tallpeter — 6/11/2023, 7:23:32 PM

hotter take: Americans force themselves to like coffee because that shit is ass

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cucumber — 6/11/2023, 6:08:25 PM

Hot take: coffee is best at room temperature

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cucumber — 6/11/2023, 6:08:25 PM

Hot take: coffee is best at room temperature

cucumber — 6/1/2023, 10:26:28 PM

British food and British weather are why the Romans left and the British colonized.

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oren — 5/31/2023, 9:00:07 PM

British cuisine. Best in the world.

(sorry that this post is so long btw, I hope it’s funny)

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cucumber — 5/18/2023, 7:36:36 PM

Well you can do something, it’s just that nobody wants to consume emetics

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oren — 5/18/2023, 1:12:48 AM

Being too hungry is better than being too full, because when you're hungry you can easily do something about it (by eating). If you're too full, you just have to wait it out.

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cucumber — 5/9/2023, 8:58:04 PM

If you ever feel disappointing or that you don’t fulfill even the bare minimum expectations, remember that you could always be the Russian Victory Day parade

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cucumber — 5/4/2023, 4:18:02 PM

If you ever feel useless or that you don’t contribute anything to the world, remember that you could always be the Russian air defense system

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cucumber — 5/9/2023, 11:52:43 AM

Fascinated by shitty garbage plug and play games right now

cucumber — 5/5/2023, 10:38:05 PM

go to bed two hours early, get ten hours of sleep

completely exhausted by noon

take a three hour nap, go to bed at 1 am, sleep for two hours, be awake for 21 hours straight

fine the entire day

I can’t win, can I