cheesewhisk3rs beta
she/they || Follow @esben
she/they || Follow @esben
I’m monologuing in /chat if anyperson wants to see
(I’ll probably delete this when i’m done)
Can we have peace
darfriend: wasteof is so terrible (https://darflen.com/posts/172685a50ba16d9d1ef58c61)
wasteofer: darflen is so terrible (https://wasteof.money/posts/6751cf1811975704ddae0762)
I sense a deprecation loop
My 7 almost 8 year old android tablet works perfectly fine (despite having quite a few cracks).
The only disadvantage is that it’s a bit slow but it only takes at the very most 30 seconds to open my browser and then everything runs smoothly (enough)
Where would you be on a night like this
With the wind so dark and howling?
Close to the light
Wrapped warm and tight
Or there where the cats are prowling?
Where would you wish you on such a night
Where the twisting trees are tossed?
Safe in a chair
In the lamp-lit air
Or out where the moon is lost?
Where would you be when the white waves roar
On the tumbling storm-torn sea?
Tucked inside
Where it's calm and dry
Or searching for stars in the furious sky Whipped up by the whine of the gale’s wild cry
Out in the night with me?
Yesterday was really fun, I saved a forgotten snake statue, had a campfire, and ate soup. We put stones in it.
mods need to make a username filter, also i can’t believe @penis has lasted so long without getting banned
this username was allowed
Hypothetical scenario time!
You are asked for the current time. How would you answer if you wanted to give it in the worst way to understand possible? (Be creative)
And the award of the cutest sleeping slugcat goes to . . . The Guide!
"Cyanide? In this establishment? Under my supervision? Preposterous! How dare thee accuse me of such felonies as smuggling cyanide, especially under the seventh floorboard left in the kitchen! I would never, never, hide such dangerous substances and perform illegal activities with it! This accusation of crime is in the greatest degree of disgraceful. You should be ashamed to believe I have dissimulated cyanide in my house. Just don't check the kitchen please."
http://internetometer.com/give/50552 :3
