cheesewhisk3rs — 11/29/2024, 5:42:36 PM

Hypothetical scenario time!

You are asked for the current time. How would you answer if you wanted to give it in the worst way to understand possible? (Be creative)

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donotforgetmycode:

Take the batteries out of my watch and set it to 00:00, and then say “According to my watch, it’s 00:00”

12/1/2024, 3:42:30 PM
donotforgetmycode:

alternatively, give the time in “per middle C” instead of hours

12/1/2024, 3:45:07 PM
cheesewhisk3rs:

Interesting twist of the question

12/1/2024, 5:38:19 PM
cleo-mitergauge:

“Depends, where?” here? “the time in the village of Here, Herzegovina is 12:00 AM” No, like where we are now. “the earth is moving, we’re hundreds of miles away from where we were a second ago when you said that. There is no time in space.” and so on and so forth

12/1/2024, 6:27:42 AM
forg3t_m3_n0tz:

Inspiring… me to bang my head into a wall. Great work, Cleo. ❤️

12/1/2024, 7:54:57 AM
link-the-trumpet:

T(6)-2 after 1200

T=hours

11/30/2024, 11:02:05 PM
mybearworld:

in kilograms over millinewtons by millimeters all to the power of a half since 00:00

11/30/2024, 7:41:18 AM
no-one:

its a time

11/30/2024, 2:10:40 AM
cheesewhisk3rs:

?

11/30/2024, 12:35:55 PM
justaseacow:

The nth prime, where n=time since the Unix epoch

11/30/2024, 1:20:25 AM
noodle:

answer in unix time

11/29/2024, 8:55:43 PM
slider_on_the_black:

Based

11/30/2024, 4:16:51 AM
toaks:

It is approxamiely (sinz+cosz)^(sinz+cosz)^2+(sinz−cosz)^2 + (sinz−cosz)^(sinz+cosz)^2+(sinz−cosz)^2)(sinz+cosz)^(sinz+cosz)^2+(sinz−cosz)^2 + (sinz−cosz)^(sinz+cosz)^2+(sinz−cosz)^2 + detI(n)(7) minutes to 12

11/29/2024, 7:58:19 PM
zagle1772:

two fifths till 3

11/29/2024, 7:36:31 PM
cheesewhisk3rs:

You can do better than that

e.g. You could say the amount of fifths since the start of the current lunar phase

11/29/2024, 8:49:48 PM