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burrito — 9/25/2024, 4:10:37 PM

bithc

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gryffin — 9/1/2024, 4:06:06 PM

i’ve just noticed that no one swears on wasteof, like it’s an unspoken rule

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burrito — 9/23/2024, 5:21:43 PM

who tf is following me i post once every 9weeks

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burrito — 9/11/2024, 10:44:49 AM

yea ok I knew trump was going to say stupid stuff but that was freaking hilarious

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burrito — 7/15/2024, 9:54:33 PM

Why are half of his videos the most beautiful acts of philanthropy and the other half is just Squid Game

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burrito — 7/15/2024, 9:54:02 PM

half of mrbeast’s videos are like “I gave 10,000 orphans a place to live!” And the other half are like “I trapped 100 elderly people in a cage over a pit of lava and forced them to fight for $100,000”

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burrito — 7/15/2024, 9:54:02 PM

half of mrbeast’s videos are like “I gave 10,000 orphans a place to live!” And the other half are like “I trapped 100 elderly people in a cage over a pit of lava and forced them to fight for $100,000”

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burrito — 7/14/2024, 3:00:45 PM

what the sigma donald

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burrito — 6/22/2024, 4:16:16 AM

post inspo because I was reading this article about this lady with dwarfism

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luc%C3%ADa_Z%C3%A1rate

and at no point in the article does it mention that she died when her circus train became stranded in the sierra nevada mountains and she died of hypothermia

After her circus train became stranded in the snowy Sierra Nevada mountains, Zarate died of hypothermia in 1890.

Like hello? Ok sure but I thought she would die of normal dwarf complications not some P.T. Barnum Donner Party ass situation in the mountains

and it says it so nonchalantly as if dwarves dying of hypothermia on a traveling circus train was a normal occurrence what is going on

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burrito — 6/22/2024, 4:11:28 AM

Wikipedia “death” sections on people's pages are kinda wild because you read through their whole biography about something completely unrelated and then find out that they died in a freak skiing accident when they collided with a loose shark riding the ski lift and there will just be like… no mention at all of this anywhere else in the article? like not even the synopsis mentions these freaky accidents

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burrito — 6/22/2024, 4:11:28 AM

Wikipedia “death” sections on people's pages are kinda wild because you read through their whole biography about something completely unrelated and then find out that they died in a freak skiing accident when they collided with a loose shark riding the ski lift and there will just be like… no mention at all of this anywhere else in the article? like not even the synopsis mentions these freaky accidents

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burrito — 6/14/2024, 5:14:50 PM

b

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burrito — 6/5/2024, 4:01:53 AM

doing push ups right before going to the beach has the same vibe as brushing your teeth really good right before your yearly appointment at the dentist

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burrito — 6/2/2024, 3:33:53 PM

@earthdevs please patch the bug where a tiny bit of piss leaks out once ur underwear is back on

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burrito — 5/28/2024, 1:07:05 PM

whatchu guys know about the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 mix

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radi8 — 5/24/2024, 2:38:03 PM

we got Spotify brainrot before GTA VI :/

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burrito — 5/28/2024, 1:05:13 PM

anyone else just get random followers and you’re like who is this person they must be as insane as i am to follow this account

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burrito — 5/22/2024, 12:48:55 PM

the 3 whhhffffffffffffffff

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burrito — 5/20/2024, 12:42:17 PM

me when i am using the wasteof.

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