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burrito β€” 10/28/2024, 1:50:57 PM

thanks for 230 followers

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burrito β€” 10/28/2024, 1:50:44 PM

busssssssssssssss

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burrito β€” 10/20/2024, 2:23:44 AM

those who know + Balkan stare + Canadian jelq + Lithuanian munt cancel + Bolivian edgecancel + still water + mango phonk

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burrito β€” 10/19/2024, 4:40:08 AM

wait today I learned that the guy who made cbat literally co-produced most of yeezus with kanye what the hell

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burrito β€” 10/18/2024, 2:31:37 AM

under that clip of jack black playing the saxophone thing someone commented that he's basically Dionysus in disguise and honestly I have never seen a more accurate comparison

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burrito β€” 10/16/2024, 8:09:23 PM

why does every kai cenat clip i see look like a fever dream 😭😭😭 like what do you mean he's live right now playing minecraft with an abraham lincoln impersonator

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burrito β€” 10/14/2024, 12:57:36 AM

If you’re reading this I want you

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burrito β€” 10/11/2024, 2:02:11 PM

owen i can help you with that

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owenathletic β€” 10/10/2024, 3:08:01 PM

i want love

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burrito β€” 10/10/2024, 12:21:13 PM

SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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burrito β€” 10/7/2024, 2:11:55 PM

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burrito β€” 10/6/2024, 4:01:55 AM

a$ap rocky's new single has me rolling bc it has this one line in it that goes β€œheard dog talkin funny like it's family guy” and i cannot listen to the song with a straight face bc every time the line comes up i am mentally flashbanged with a picture of brian and it drives me insane

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burrito β€” 10/4/2024, 5:05:04 PM

john pork sex

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burrito β€” 10/3/2024, 6:23:30 PM

Letters of the alphabet ranked in how close they are to the top of the keyboard (tiebreaker is how close they are to the left of the keyboard):

  1. q

  2. w

  3. e

  4. r

  5. t

  6. y

  7. u

  8. i

  9. o

  10. p

  11. a

  12. s

  13. d

  14. f

  15. g

  16. h

  17. j

  18. k

  19. l

  20. z

  21. x

  22. c

  23. v

  24. b

  25. n

  26. m

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burrito β€” 10/3/2024, 2:34:51 AM

imagine being the mf who was just born who's grandparents are tony hawk and kurt cobain like seriously this kid might be the 90s in human form

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burrito β€” 10/2/2024, 2:21:27 AM

tfw you accidentally drop your gym teacher’s dryer ball in the Chesapeake Bay

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