voice of truth and reason
Girls: I need a shampoo for each separate part of my hair
Boys: Wow check out this 14-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/hair gel/toothpaste/dish soap/laundry detergent/motor oil/salad dressing/3-course gourmet Italian dinner/industrial-grade acid/3D printing filament/self-assembling B-52 bomber plane/entire country of Finland, this is perfect
Just ordered a new computer (finally!)
Super excited since this one isn’t a crappy $200 Chromebook from 2015 that overheats running Geometry Dash for more than a half hour
It’s that time of day where I decide to pop on here and post the most boring hot take in existence
Seeing a half-empty stadium in Qatar after billions of dollars invested into the World Cup is the best payback I’ve ever seen for the years of slave labor and bribery
“I may be stupid but I’m not an idiot”
- Jeffalo 2022
guys. i might be stupid but i’m not an idiot. i can tell when you log into your 15 alt accounts to spam likes on your friend’s post about your birthday party to get it on trending.
manipulating statistics using alts is very much against the rules. anyone who does so will be banned without a warning.
My world history teacher just said this:
“School is kinda pointless. You go to elementary school for four years so that you can go to middle school for another four years so that you can go to high school for another four years to get a piece of paper that says you can go to college for another four (or more) years to get another piece of paper that allows you to get a job where you will earn pieces of paper for the rest of your life.”
I kinda agree
TNC podcast is actually so good please listen to it
anchor.fm/the-new-creators
back from hiatus time to post some weirdly specific stuff that only I find relatable but think that you guys will too and then nobody ends up finding it relatable and I just sit there in disappointment because I had such a weird childhood