Girls: I need a shampoo for each separate part of my hair
Boys: Wow check out this 14-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/hair gel/toothpaste/dish soap/laundry detergent/motor oil/salad dressing/3-course gourmet Italian dinner/industrial-grade acid/3D printing filament/self-assembling B-52 bomber plane/entire country of Finland, this is perfect
Now that’s what got my attention!