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burrito — 9/17/2023, 2:06:07 AM

this is why you should buy wasteof shares now folks, you’ll regret it in 50 years when it’s the largest social media platform ever

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jeffalo — 9/14/2023, 5:05:31 PM

in 1976, apple co founder ronald wayne sold his 10% share in apple for $800, which would be worth nearly $300,000,000,000 today.

he now sells $20 iphone cases and reprinted computer manuals on his website

https://www.ronaldgwayne.com/collections/logo-merch/products/biodegradable-phone-case

https://www.ronaldgwayne.com/collections/signed-by-ron/products/exclusive-premium-apple-1-operation-manual-signed-by-ron

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burrito — 9/14/2023, 10:07:24 PM

200 comments later i’m proud of myself

if you want to learn about finland check my thread

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auriali — 9/13/2023, 8:28:12 PM

you know a wasteof post is gonna be spicy when it has significantly more comments than likes

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burrito — 9/13/2023, 5:33:59 PM

poopy sounds)(

ggghhghhy

burrito — 9/13/2023, 2:10:04 PM

Honestly I think Margot raw bees’ performance in barbie was legendary

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pkmnq — 9/13/2023, 8:18:05 AM

Hey here’s a totally new thing that has never been done before, try to put the phrase “raw bees” in your post while making it sound normal, this has not been done before

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burrito — 9/13/2023, 2:05:12 PM

mAkE tHIs thE moSt LiKeD POsT

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jeffalo — 9/13/2023, 10:31:38 AM

why is everyone just commenting “gex”??

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burrito — 9/11/2023, 6:04:28 PM

in 10 year s we wil lal l liveon mars

elbno msusk makes irl fornite in msra \

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psot

burrito — 9/11/2023, 6:02:38 PM

why does every fictional horse have some dumb name like pissnugget or something

burrito — 9/11/2023, 5:59:39 PM

guys im back cause im bored in class jglsjg

burrito — 9/7/2023, 4:27:15 PM

w

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russian — 7/26/2023, 2:32:25 PM

@burrito whats up with this?

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burrito — 7/4/2023, 10:30:20 PM

My friend needs to stop calling black people "basketball Americans"

burrito — 7/1/2023, 3:25:43 PM

Everyone always talks about eating all of your popcorn before the movie starts but nobody ever talks about drinking your whole drink before your food is served at a restaurant

burrito — 6/30/2023, 12:54:01 AM

lendrick kamar

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auriali — 6/29/2023, 11:32:42 PM

STOP! 🛑 TELL ME WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN LISTENING TOO RECENTLY! 🎶

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burrito — 6/26/2023, 9:06:44 PM

The 0.000001 ply garbage in the school bathrooms is gonna be jarring in September

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burrito — 6/26/2023, 9:06:05 PM

My mom accidentally ordered the ultra smooth Charmin toilet paper and BY JOVE it is the best thing I have ever felt I am never going back

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burrito — 6/26/2023, 9:06:05 PM

My mom accidentally ordered the ultra smooth Charmin toilet paper and BY JOVE it is the best thing I have ever felt I am never going back

burrito — 6/26/2023, 3:03:39 AM

Flashback to that time in December when everyone was ready for winter break and my friend made a joke about being suicidal in class and my history teacher just straight up agreed with him

Also the time when a kid made a racist joke in class that made the same history teacher snort water all over his desk in laughter