burrito verified beta

burrito — 2/9/2026, 1:15:27 AM

imagine u eating wingstop and a gorilla just come up to u and fuck u raw 😂😂😂😂

burrito — 1/1/2026, 8:41:04 PM

lwk died in my dream bc I sucked ben shapiro off so hard he crashed the car

burrito — 12/30/2025, 5:26:13 AM

toaks and jeffalo are two epsteins in a pod

burrito — 12/29/2025, 4:15:43 PM

Epstein hate is so forced 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

burrito — 12/26/2025, 9:14:33 PM

nutted on the bus today and 4 people turned around felt like I was on the voice

burrito — 12/26/2025, 12:12:03 AM

need me a pounding father to ride my dickleration of indepenis

burrito — 12/8/2025, 5:35:40 AM

one person is responsible for opening the cultural and societal pandora’s box of our generation and that person is quandale single he may be the single most important entity in modern history

burrito — 12/4/2025, 3:43:25 PM

u know u a real one if it burns when u pee

burrito — 12/3/2025, 4:22:02 AM

"Man, I wish there was a way to randomly survey people by dividing them into groups based on defining characteristics!" The humble stratified random sample:

burrito — 11/29/2025, 7:07:49 PM

hi

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thrat — 11/26/2025, 10:27:28 PM

I nominate @Burrito

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cheesewhisk3rs — 11/26/2025, 8:55:53 PM

The wasteof government needs a department of fun

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burrito — 11/19/2025, 1:24:58 PM

ONE BAD BITCH AND SHE DO WHAT I SAY SO

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jeffalo — 11/19/2025, 5:34:15 AM

i like the song ‘blueberry faygo’ an unreasonable amount considering how shallow and predictable it is

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burrito — 10/29/2025, 2:08:17 PM

yes too many screens not enough room for children in the trunk

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jeffalo — 10/26/2025, 6:58:54 PM

cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car

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burrito — 10/23/2025, 2:35:26 PM

update on the dunkin shit explosion situation: they just introduced a new flavor of donut frosting made from my diarrhea that they cleaned off the walls

burrito — 10/20/2025, 1:27:35 AM

crazy that my girlfriend and my cousin has the same birthday