burrito — 12/30/2025, 5:26:13 AM

toaks and jeffalo are two epsteins in a pod

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toaks:

@jeffalo is this true

12/31/2025, 1:50:45 AM
jeffalo:

what does it mean toaks

12/31/2025, 9:13:10 PM
toaks:

I think it's implying that we went to the island together. @wastedonion is this true

12/31/2025, 10:25:03 PM
wastedonion:

After a thorough search by the crack team over here in our forced labour camp (AKA newsroom), we have determined that Jeffalo and yourself did go to the island together. Love Island to be precise.

1/1/2026, 11:37:16 PM
toaks:

did I win

1/1/2026, 11:43:41 PM
wastedonion:

No one ever truly wins when we’ve rigged everything in our favour.

1/2/2026, 5:09:23 PM
chiroyce:

is that a craig federighi reference ???

1/4/2026, 6:51:28 AM