i had a dream where i went to florence + the machines tour then i woke up and realized that i didnt 🥀💔
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i had a dream where i went to florence + the machines tour then i woke up and realized that i didnt 🥀💔
my history teacher is so unnecessarily obsessed with her observations
she’s like “no saying shut up, no asking about math tests, no being distracted, do your work perfectly the whole block, blah blah blah”
HAS ANYONE ELSE PLAYED LITTLE BIG SNAKE?????
i love that i woke up this morning to discover that theres now power to my house bc some stupid person crashed into the power box by the intersection (again) which should obviously only turn off the power for my house because my house wants to be sooooo special and be on the circuit with the light
NEW PHONE IDEA:
teachers put your phones on the ceiling so you’re like “oh noooo im too short to get my phoooone”
at the end of class they press a button that drops them all at once
ensuing highly interesting court cases of parents suing schools
EVIL FRIENDS FORCING ME TO PRESENT
oh then she ate her raffle ticket
“im my FIFTEEN years of teaching I have never had a class this SPECIAL. and you are my SMALLEST class. tsk tsk tsk”
-my impression of my history teacher
i’m making my english class do speed dating today 🤩🤩🤩
how accurate would the national weather service api be
how to make a turkey according to my orchestra director
bake it in mayonnaise
inject it with butter and spices (loooots of butter)
in the last hour, wrap it in butchers inch thick bacon
put it on pizza