androm3da — 11/18/2025, 2:00:19 AM

how to make a turkey according to my orchestra director

  1. bake it in mayonnaise

  2. inject it with butter and spices (loooots of butter)

  3. in the last hour, wrap it in butchers inch thick bacon

  4. put it on pizza

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confusedg:

“bake it in mayonnaise” is your orchestra director gabriel perchance

11/18/2025, 4:20:39 PM
luckythecat:

how large.. I mean… round…. is your orchestra director

11/18/2025, 2:32:23 AM
androm3da:

so i don’t wanna be rude… but a lot

11/18/2025, 2:55:47 AM