more headlines because its like the only thing i feel i can do to keep myself sane lol:
Netanyahu Says War With Iran Will Not Be Endless As Sun Will Explode In 5 Billion Years
Netanyahu Gave Trump McDonald's Gift Card In Exchange For War With Iran, Says Insider
Nation Allowed To Talk About Epstein Again After DOW Drops Below 50,000 Due To Iran War
Iran Claims Airstrikes Are ‘Woke’ In Hopes Of Deterring Further U.S. Strikes
‘We Are Not Fighting Israel's War’ Says Trump With Gun Pointed At Him By Netanyahu
Talk Page For Wikipedia Article On Iran War More Thorough Than Israel-U.S. War Plans
Wikipedia Article For Iran War Changing Faster Than You Change Underwear
‘Peace Through Strength’ Just Marketing Gimmick
Pentagon Typo Accidentally Refers To ‘Operation Epic Fury’ As ‘Operation Epic Furry’
ChatGPT Reassures Trump That ‘Operation Epic Fury’ Is Cool Name For Operation
‘Hold My Hand’ By Jess Glynne Plays As First UK Government Flight Evacuating Britons Departs Middle East
Trump Mourns His Polling Numbers
Pete Hegseth Drunkenly Sends Planned Airstrikes To Iran On Signal
‘Fuck It We Ball’ Says Congress As It Sends Entire U.S. Budget To Israel
I really like 1, 9, and 14