Icelandic Waters: “Behold . . . the Singleplayer Avocado. A vehicle that maximizes comfort, velocity, and ground impact noise. A revolutionary system of compound motors and omni-wheels maximizes RPM. Completely impervious to small bumps. Forward tire grip: minimal. Lateral tire grip: nonexistent. Works best on flat ground; performance not guaranteed on sloped surfaces. Pending global certification from the Department of Transportation; available for public use in participating legal districts.”
