a ton of headlines i wrote the last few days:
Renaming Department Of Defence To Department Of War Starting To Make Sense Now
Makeshift Mar-A-Lago Situation Room Sponsored By Coca-Cola
Dubai Chocolate Pretty Underwhelming Given Challenge Of Surviving Iranian Airstrikes To Get It
Bush Just Happy To See Middle East Being Bombed Again
‘Please Just One More War Bro’ Says Pleading U.S. Government
UN Orders U.S., Israel, Iran Sit On Naughty Step
Iranians Solemnly Do The Conga In Memory Of Khamenei
Democrats Mad They Left Out Of Watching Bloodshed During Iran Strikes
Trump Awarded FIFA War Prize
‘Some Of You May Die, But It's A Sacrifice I Am Willing To Make’ Says Trump On Possibility Of More U.S. Military Deaths In Iran Conflict
‘First Time?’ Says Gazan Children To Iranian Children After Being Bombed By Israel
Iran Selects JD Vance As New Supreme Leader
U.S., Israel Stop Airstrikes After Iran Claims It Gay To Start War In Middle East
Arms Manufacturers Throw Party To Celebrate New War They Can Supply Weapons For
UN Says International Law Was Fun While It Lasted
Peace In The Middle East Sounded Pretty Boring Anyway
‘I Want You To Die For The Paedophilic Elite!’ Says New U.S. Army Recruitment Poster
‘You Get An Airstrike! And You Get An Airstrike! And You Get An Airstrike! Everybody Gets An Airstrike!’ Says Iran To Entire Middle East
Starmer Allows U.S. To Use UK Military Bases After Receiving Free Tickets To Kid Rock Concert
be careful maybe next week these actually become real headlines 💀