By The Wasted Onion: I Named My New Music Streaming Service ‘Tsunami’ Because It’s Going To Be A Disaster

Hello Blazers and Wasted Onion readers. You may have recently heard that I am going to be launching my very own music streaming service on Blaze that I have dubbed "Tsunami." I know many are already wondering why I made the decision to name the upcoming service Tsunami, and the answer is very simple, its because Tsunami, just like the real life phenomenon, is going to be an unmitigated disaster.

Seriously, it really is as simple as that. Tsunami's are natural disasters, and my music streaming service is going to make you feel more sick than the people exposed to high concentrations of radiation during the Fukushima nuclear accident caused by the Tohoku earthquake and ensuing tsunami.

Many of you likely know me as the owner of Blaze, the Flame of Social Media, but I am much more than that, for I am also a budding independent rapper, grinding and toiling away in the music business, making defining records changing the game, such as "CALLING ME," "SURREAL," "HIGHER," "BAZINGA SHELDON 67" and "CRASH OUT," which is what you'll be doing once you're subjected to the atrocity that will be Tsunami.

As I conclude, I will leave you with this, think of Blaze as an earthquake, a disaster that shakes civilisation down to rubble, while Tsunami is like its namesake, washing away anyone unlucky enough to survive.

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