skycedar — 2/23/2026, 5:35:26 PM

every time you drink root beer more than a town in the old west burns down

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zagle1772:

holy gardenpath sentence

2/24/2026, 12:00:56 AM
skycedar:

There’s this line in the musical the creative team at my co-op is writing (I’m on this team) that my friend wrote that says “he’s burned down more towns than people have drank root beer” and the math didn’t math XD

2/24/2026, 12:36:14 AM
zagle1772:

okay i think i get it now but it still feels like “More people have been to Russia than I have.”

2/24/2026, 5:49:05 PM