Some of the things my coworkers said to me today and my thoughts on them
“Sky, how many people do you think you could beat up in a fistfight before you got tired?” (zero I’d lose)
“Sky, if I was 5’1 instead of 5’6 would you still be my friend?” (I’d love to have friends shorter than me so yes duh)
“Sky I’m dating a new girl for the third time this week do you think she’ll be my wife? She got me a can of red bull for Valentine’s Day, I think she’s the one” (this guy was being dead serious btw)