jeffalo — 2/9/2026, 7:36:58 PM

i love drinking beer… root beer..

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94:

you should’ve kept the typo it would’ve been funnier

2/15/2026, 6:04:03 AM
mods:

typo lol

2/15/2026, 2:40:13 AM
leblankr:

Driving in my car, right after a (root) beer!

2/10/2026, 2:20:02 PM
busybird15:

president?

2/10/2026, 12:47:17 AM
-gr:

that is @kiwi’s job

2/10/2026, 4:29:05 AM
kiwi:

eh, i’ll be picking up the @president account again towards the end of my official campaign, but at this point i don’t really care

2/10/2026, 3:06:47 PM
-gr:

breaking news: president gives up on the people, goes on vacation away from the crack house for an extended time. chaos ensues. @wastedonion @auriali @da-ta

2/10/2026, 5:21:34 PM
-gr:

root beer is peak… what if we add a scoop of vanilla ice cream?

2/9/2026, 9:56:08 PM
wahsp:

Last time I went to the bar I got root beer 🫡

2/9/2026, 7:50:30 PM
-gr:

only time I've ever been to any bar I got a glass of water

2/9/2026, 9:56:34 PM
wahsp:

You just gotta get out more 💃

2/9/2026, 9:59:58 PM
-gr:

im a minor

2/10/2026, 4:28:52 AM
engineerrunner:

L typo maybe you should delete your account

2/9/2026, 7:38:20 PM