wastedonion — 1/15/2026, 7:57:06 PM

Elon Musk Files For Full Custody Of All U.S. Children

https://theonion.com/elon-musk-files-for-full-custody-of-all-u-s-children/

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blaze:

That’s something that might happen tbh

1/20/2026, 10:28:59 PM
wastedonion:

The Wasted Onion already made it happen, keep up.

1/21/2026, 8:47:44 PM