i’ll answer this out of character: this is an article format where the onion writes fake interview quotes from supposed random people asking them about a real news even, hence why the title is an actual headline, the jokes are the quotes from the fake interviewees
wait but this is what actually happened
i’ll answer this out of character: this is an article format where the onion writes fake interview quotes from supposed random people asking them about a real news even, hence why the title is an actual headline, the jokes are the quotes from the fake interviewees